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"I'm going to get Blackstreet to perform for you on your birthday!"

File under things I promise when I'm drunk.

Doesn't anybody ever know?

Does anyone remember Our Lady Peace?  I loved that band something fierce back in Junior High.  Sometimes I really miss 90s music.

I dragged myself out of bed this morning to feed the cats thinking it was 6 a.m.  I had a feeling that they may be tricking me so I check the clock.  3 a.m.  Good one cats.  You are quite sneaky.

I believe the weather man just said that we may see some snow later this week.  Very much not a fan of this prediction.  Bees do not do well in the cold.  Costume will be worn no matter what.

I bought some baloney at the supermarket the other day and now I'm kicking myself for doing that.  So bad for you but it tastes so good!  I should stick to the turkey I bought but I don't want to waste perfectly good baloney.  Bosco suggests I give it to him.  No dice Bosco.  You're chubby enough as it is and the last thing I need is for you to acquire a baloney addiction.

If only all of life's problems were this easy.  To eat the baloney or not eat the baloney, that is the question.