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Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Regretting my tattoo choice


I should have gone with the dolphin and flip fops "lower back" tattoo. Thankfully my local bar can temporarily fix that.

My actually very permanent lower back tattoo does have a butterfly* in it so I think I can skip the one under the dolphin and flip flops there.

*Do not judge me I was 18 and there are no flowers, sea creatures or other foot attire involved.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Dumb

That was the first word that came to mind when I read that Kat Von D got a tattoo of Jesse James under her armpit.  Besides the fact that I think the armpit is the perfect place for a tattoo of Jesse James this just screams dumb.  Now they've split up and every time Kat goes to shave she'll have the face of a young Jesse James staring at her.  Creepy.

General rules of getting a tattoo according to me:  Don't get a tattoo while drunk, don't tattoo your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband's face and or name unless they are dead.  Even then I still think that's creepy.  Don't say you "have a surprise" and have that surprise be a tattoo of your fiances 5th grade school picture tattooed under your armpit.