How to drink Black Swan wine

• Make sure you get a red wine because that's more dramatic
• Start drinking
• Practice your amazing ballet moves
• Have someone yell at you that you suck at being the black swan
• Drink some more
• Try dancing again
• Stare at your reflection in the mirror until your face starts melting or some other weird crap
• Drink MORE
• Make out with Mila Kunis
• Find out you didn't actually make out with Mila Kunis
• Drink the rest of the bottle
• Pretend you're turning into a swan
• Dramatically perform Swan Lake and throw yourself off something high at the end
• Dribble wine down your shirt so you look like you stabbed yourself
• Have your boyfriend tell you that he'd like to see you try to perform Swan Lake