- Make sure you get a red wine because that's more dramatic
- Start drinking
- Practice your amazing ballet moves
- Have someone yell at you that you suck at being the black swan
- Drink some more
- Try dancing again
- Stare at your reflection in the mirror until your face starts melting or some other weird crap
- Drink MORE
- Make out with Mila Kunis
- Find out you didn't actually make out with Mila Kunis
- Drink the rest of the bottle
- Pretend you're turning into a swan
- Dramatically perform Swan Lake and throw yourself off something high at the end
- Dribble wine down your shirt so you look like you stabbed yourself
- Have your boyfriend tell you that he'd like to see you try to perform Swan Lake
