You do not make your own applesauce

Hello hello everyone.

I was walking home today and realized that I never told you guys about my awkward encounter this past weekend at a bar with a guy that I met last year at another bar. That's called being a bad blogger so I will tell you.

But first - this is what I've been doing.

Hiding in a hoodie, blogging and taking pictures of myself. I'm bored, cold and lazy folks. Some people do something productive when bored like knit cat sweaters or jar their own applesauce, but me I blog. Blogging saves me from boredom because I can tell you how bored I am and in turn I get that boredom out on the keyboard. Sorry kitties, sweaters for another time and go buy some applesauce! Only fake people on Pintrest pretend to make applesauce.

This hoodie is awesome because it's a work hoodie. It says matrimonial litigation rapid response team on the arm. I work for a divorce attorney and I'm covering the law firm logo in this photo because I don't need people knowing what law firm I work for. I do not wear this hoodie at work fyi, we are a professional office after all.

It is also GIGANTIC which is how a hoodie should be. I decided to get a little fancy here and cover the logo with a heart. How sweet, or barftastic. I love you all, deal with it.

Web cams make me look 12 which is kind of fun considering I'm almost an old maid.

Ok enough of pictures of me and rambling on about kittie sweaters and applesauce. Let's get to this past weekend.

Scene - Me, Melissa and D-man at the Abbey. I look across the bar and realize I recognize the guy sitting on the other end. That would be a guy that I met at a bar down the street and started ignoring after one date after I found out he was 18 years older than me and way too into me. Now it's fine when a guy likes me, in fact that's nice, but I just got this vibe that he liked more than he should for just meeting me. He just made me feel uncomfortable and that's the only way I could explain it. I think maybe I missed this vibe when I met him at the bar because it was dark and I had a few drinks.

I panicked a little when I saw him. I mean I completely blew him off. I then realized he was with some girl who looked about my age. I guess he likes them much younger than him. Him being with another girl made me relax a bit. Ok, he's with some girl so he won't come over here, and he didn't. I saw him look over though, he knew I was there. Good for you guy. I'm actually glad that you've found a lady friend. Just don't be creepily into her when you first meet and you'll be fine.

This is going to be a long week folks. I'm sorry this post was a little out there but that's where my brain is right now.