Wednesday, February 22, 2012

How to get on the Bachelor.

Grow up on a farm and look 5-10 years older than you actually are and you too can be on the Bachelor.

Is it a prerequisite to come from a wealthy family to be on the Bachelor? I don't know why I'm just noticing this now but when ever we get to the home town dates the families homes are absolutely ridiculous.

Apparently everyone grew up on a horse farm or in an orchard or some other equally tv ready picturesque place.

"For fun we have carriage races!"

Really? REALLY! Because that's completely normal. Did anyone grow up in a tiny rented house with barely any money? Not on the bachelor.

And why does no one look their age? If someone is 24 she looks 34. You age by at least ten years the second you are chosen to be on the Bachelor. I'm 28 and half of these woman look like they could be my mom.

Kacie B you were my girl. Really I liked you but how are you 24 years old!

15 comments:

  1. Its all the makeup and gunk and hot lights that make the women look so old. That and surely some of them are lying about their age. I think the same thing when I see Miss America contestants who are 19 and look 30. Ridiculous.

    Also, even though I dont watch the show, I would love for once someone come from a humble background and be a real person instead of someone ready for their close-up. But I dont know a woman who's keepin it real who would ever want to be on The Bachelor.

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    1. I think you're right. A woman who's keeping it real probably would not want to be on the Bachelor.

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  2. Reason number 345834 I don't watch the bachelor. :P

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    1. Well that's what I'm here for ha ha.

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  3. I guess I'm screwed if I ever want to be on The Bachlor then. Not only do I not look ten years older than I am...most people think I'm at least 5 years YOUNGER than I am. Fail.

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    1. Me too! Everyone thinks I'm much younger than I am.

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  4. Oh my gosh, you've read my mind! They all look SO old! It's crazy. And you're right - why does no one come from a trailer home? Or an apartment? Or a normal house?

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    1. Your family must own a home to be on the Bachelor.

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  5. Shit. For fun, I either watch MAFIA! or play Adult Jenga.

    Hey! Let's start a The Batchelor REVOLUTION.

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    1. I'm all for adult Jenga. That involves drinking right?

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  6. I have never watched the Bachelor. But your observations made me laugh so hard.

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    1. Well this way you can know what's going on and don't have to watch.

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  7. OMG SAME COMMENT.

    I said the same damn thing to myself on Monday. How the hell am I older than Kacie B. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it!

    Also, when will he see that Courtney is "Cray Cray" as Ellen said??

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