We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.
We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver. Did you get a new haircut or something? Well, it's working!
To celebrate, we've adjusted your OkCupid experience: You'll see more attractive people in your match results.
This won't affect your match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But we'll recommend more attractive people to you. You'll also appear more often to other attractive people. Sign in to see your newly-shuffled matches. Have fun, and don't let this go to your head.
So what you're telling me here OKCupid, is that you hide the attractive people until you decide that I'm attractive enough to have attractive people in my matches?
Is the not attractive enough for you?!
Ok, so this is not on my OKC profile but maybe it should be.
This is a joke, right? They don't actually send out messages like this, do they? I am so worried about the world if this is real.
ReplyDeleteNo, this is real, it happened to my Gay Best Friend. Devious, OkCupid, devious.
Deleteshe's right. This is totally for real.
DeleteI love you so much.
ReplyDelete<3
Delete:/
ReplyDeleteand :|
DeleteOkCupid is kind of judgey.
ReplyDeleteit's like the hipster of the dating world.
DeleteHAHAHA that is terrible
ReplyDeleteIt really is. Also funny though.
DeleteDude, this is why I love OKCupid. Well, this is why I loved OKC before I got into a super serious relationship with my hot sound designer bf. OCK doesn't even sugarcoat the fact that they are assholes. I want to work for them.
ReplyDeleteAt least they are being honest. I can respect that.
DeleteHahahahahhahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF! That is a little bit hilarious and very screwed up, I had no idea OKC had such bitchery up their wizard sleeve!
Me neither! Now I'm alerting the world, or the few people who read this blog.
DeleteThat absolutely absurd. And hilarious.
ReplyDeleteagreed and agreed!
DeleteThat is hilarious. And kind of messed up. But congrats on being hot enough to meet the real hotties! :)
ReplyDeleteWell.
ReplyDeleteI would definitely take that as a compliment.
But uh.
Wow.