Last night over half priced appetizers and $4 margarita's at Applebees (yes this really happened). We got into a discussion about which house we would be sorted into in Harry Potter. I'm sure most people have had this conversation before. In general we all agreed that we'd be in Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. Someone suggested that everyone wants to be sorted into Gryffindor if you ask them. Not true I say!
First of all: All Slytherins are assholes. Why do they even have that house? The sorting hat is basically telling you that you're an evil a-hole so I'm sorting you into Slytherin.
Second of all: Hufflepuff is for losers. I'm sorry but they really don't do anything. I picture them in the green house tending plants all day. You can't be taken seriously when you're house name is Hufflepuff.
Third of all: If you're in Gryffindor at the same time as Harry Potter wouldn't you be like "great, I have to compete with Harry Potter now? That attention whore! I might as well not even try."
So I'm thinking I would be in Ravenclaw, the smart kids house.
Ok I'm done nerding out now. I'm really sorry about that. This is what happens when you're at Applebees on a Saturday night.
I'm off to New Hampshire for Easter. I loaded up my ipod and I've got my aqua pants ready to go. I hope I find Jesus in an egg.