Sunday, April 8, 2012

No one really wanted to be in Hufflepuff

Last night over half priced appetizers and $4 margarita's at Applebees (yes this really happened). We got into a discussion about which house we would be sorted into in Harry Potter. I'm sure most people have had this conversation before. In general we all agreed that we'd be in Ravenclaw or Gryffindor.  Someone suggested that everyone wants to be sorted into Gryffindor if you ask them. Not true I say!

First of all: All Slytherins are assholes. Why do they even have that house? The sorting hat is basically telling you that you're an evil a-hole so I'm sorting you into Slytherin.

Second of all: Hufflepuff is for losers. I'm sorry but they really don't do anything. I picture them in the green house tending plants all day. You can't be taken seriously when you're house name is Hufflepuff.

Third of all: If you're in Gryffindor at the same time as Harry Potter wouldn't you be like "great, I have to compete with Harry Potter now? That attention whore! I might as well not even try."

So I'm thinking I would be in Ravenclaw, the smart kids house.

Ok I'm done nerding out now. I'm really sorry about that. This is what happens when you're at Applebees on a Saturday night.

I'm off to New Hampshire for Easter. I loaded up my ipod and I've got my aqua pants ready to go. I hope I find Jesus in an egg.

10 comments:

  1. So... I'm a Hufflepuff according to Pottermore.

    This is awkward.

    I'll just be over in the corner, tending my plants!

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    1. Well you make the puff much cooler then.

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  2. I was borderline Hufflepuff on Pottermore but I managed to scrape a nerd pass to Ravenclaw :) You will have to let JK decide your fate and make a pottermore account :P x

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    1. I'll have to find out. What if I'm Slytherin!

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  3. Having never read and/or watched Harry Potter, this whole post is a complete mystery to me. However, I have a professor named Mrs. Huff and people always call her Hufflepuff and she rolls her eyes. That is what I came here to tell you. You are welcome. Good luck with the eggs.

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  4. I picture Hufflepuff being all cutsey because of the names. I am picturing My Little Ponies and kittens.

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  5. Best discussion ever. Can I be invited next time? First round of margaritas are on me.

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  6. I'd be in Slytherin, just to be contrary.

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