Monday, May 14, 2012

The ex files and mystery rash

I can't sleep because I'm so itchy. It's horrible. I might have to tape pot holders to my hands because that's how bad I want to scratch. I gave up on trying to sleep so I'm blogging instead.

I promised to spill on the meeting with my ex. The original plan was to get drinks but that turned into getting some food and watching a movie with his roommate and roommates friend. This was fine with me. We ate Pop Eye's and watched The Island (a very underrated movie in my opinion). I was getting read to leave after the movie because I was all sleepy and drugged up on Benadryl but he asked me to stay for a little but so I did. We hung out and talked and I showed him my rash because I'm classy like that and it's not like he hasn't seen my butt before.

I think he thought we were going to hook up. I had to shoot that down. First of all I felt very much not hot with my awful rash. Second of all I just can't do the hook up thing. I don't need friends with benefits. I'm fine with just friends. He probably though I was a bitch but oh well. That's the way it is. I still had a good time.

The more I look at this rash (which involves staring at my butt in the mirror) the more concerned I am that I might be a leper. I am really hoping that I can get into the doctor today because I am going out of my mind over here. The medicine I got says to use no more than 3-4 times a day and I'm tempted to just squirt the whole think in a bucket and just sit in it. I'm using it was more than 3-4 times a day but I haven't heard of anyone over dosing on calamine lotion yet.

Wish me luck that I get into the doctor today, or at the very least a good leper colony.

17 comments:

  1. I went on a stag do in Poland a few years ago and got a crotch/bum rash. I didn't get it as a result of seedy doings on the holiday, it just developed out of nowhere the day I went. I couldn't read the Polish medicine, so I ended up just constantly applying after-sun to myself in the toilets of the bars we went into. It was awful, and I'm sorry to tell you about it, but you started it! Ha ha

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    1. Ouch! I'm glad I'm in my home country when this happened.

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  2. Well I really hope that your ass is fine. It sounds like he probably figured he would hook up with you, but well done for not going along with it. I guess if you hang out again you can find out for sure.

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    1. Thanks. My ass will make it, I'm sure.

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  3. I hope the rash isn't anything serious! And if he thought you were a bitch for turning him down, well ex's are just that for a reason!

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  4. Well I certainly hope your ass gets better.

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  5. I hope that your bum is less itchy really soon :) heh heh heh.

    Seriously though, I hope you get to see a doctor, itching is the worst.

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  6. Man, you are such a nice girl. Even after I read about the rash, I was mentally cheering,
    "HOOK UP, HOOK UP, HOOK UP!"

    Also, I doubt that you are a butt leper.

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  7. If I were your ex and you showed my your butt, I'd take that a signal you wanted to hook up (rash and all), but I'm glad you set that straight. I've always regretted "getting back together" with my exes. I really hope the doctor has some answers for you. I hear leper colonies don't have Internet, and I'd miss you. :)

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    1. well I didn't completly pants myself. I would set up the first leper blog!

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  8. I haven't seen The Island since it came out, but I remembered wondering why critics hated it.

    I don't think I could do that hanging out with an ex thing anymore. Kudos to you for doing so and not hooking up.

    Also, here's hoping for your ass to be less itchy or for you to pass all the requirements necessary to get into the best damn leper colony on the east coast.

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    1. It's really good!

      And thank you. I hope my bum gets better too.

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  9. I'm pretty sure that showing a guy your butt rash can only be interpreted as asking him for sex. (sarcasm)

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