I've been keeping a secret from you

I'm sorry readers. I've been keeping something from you but I'm about to tell you now so don't worry about it.

And it's not about shingles!

Remember this post about the sunglasses? Well I am officially with sunglasses guy. It happened a little fast but we like each other and I told him about my shingles ordeal on the first date and he didn't run away. Sometimes I'm like Jess from New Girl on a date. I'll just say really random crap that I probably shouldn't say but I just can't stop my mouth from speaking sometimes.

Things I said on our first date:

I'm getting over shingles which is why I can't wear pants

I can drink most guys under the table so it's nice that you can keep up

I help people end their marriages

He asked me if I've blogged about him. I decided to be vague because I'm a pain in the ass sometimes. I think he's just curious not actually concerned. This blog is about my life so I really I'm more likely to blog about something embarrassing about myself.

Now we have no secrets between us, unless you're keeping something from me. Please feel free to leave anything juicy in the comments.