My tongue has been weird the past couple of days. First it kind of felt like there was sandpaper on my tongue. Then when I stuck out my tongue to investigate I noticed these weird spots where it looked like I had no taste buds. I was a little freaked out as one should be when their tongue looks like it has burned spots. I turned to Dr. Internet and I think I have figured out what's going on.
I'm not making this condition up I swear. According to this official looking internet encyclopedia geographic tongue is "a map-like appearance of your tongue due to irregular patches on its surface". They are not sure exactly what causes it but they think it might be due to allergies and/or a B12 deficiency. You know what this means. Benadryl and cheese burger party!
It's fun times over here in my mouth. My tongue is swollen. There are teeth imprints on the sides of my tongue! I feel like I'm talking with cotton in my mouth. It also kind of burns like I ate some food that was too hot and it burned my tongue.
I will not post a picture because I'm sure there are some tongue pervs out there plus, no one really needs to see the inside of my mouth.
Ok, enough tongue talk - I'm off to eat a cheese burger. For my health....