Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged.
My brain is trying to process this but....does not compute. I think this is the universe playing some gigantic joke just to make me laugh. Good one.
First of all you should know I hate Nickelback. I mean I don't hate the actual people in the band but I hate Nickelback's music and I just can't take Chad Kroeger seriously. Maybe it's his blond highlights or his awful lyrics.
Second of all, Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner have matching tattoos which also makes me laugh because getting your boyfriend's or girlfriend's name tattooed on you is the dumbest thing in the world. This doesn't really have anything to do with her engagement to C. Kroeg. I just want to point out that she's a moron anyways.
I don't understand why celebrities feel the need to get engaged and married so quickly. Wasn't Avril just with Brody Jenner? I mean really. Calm it down and date a dude for two seconds.
And the worst part of this whole thing? They met while working on her new album. Chad is the musical devil and I'm in hell.