Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged.
My brain is trying to process this but....does not compute. I think this is the universe playing some gigantic joke just to make me laugh. Good one.
First of all you should know I hate Nickelback. I mean I don't hate the actual people in the band but I hate Nickelback's music and I just can't take Chad Kroeger seriously. Maybe it's his blond highlights or his awful lyrics.
Second of all, Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner have matching tattoos which also makes me laugh because getting your boyfriend's or girlfriend's name tattooed on you is the dumbest thing in the world. This doesn't really have anything to do with her engagement to C. Kroeg. I just want to point out that she's a moron anyways.
I don't understand why celebrities feel the need to get engaged and married so quickly. Wasn't Avril just with Brody Jenner? I mean really. Calm it down and date a dude for two seconds.
And the worst part of this whole thing? They met while working on her new album. Chad is the musical devil and I'm in hell.
I heard she was dating Marilyn Manson. I don't even...what?
ReplyDeleteWowza! I heard she was engaged but I didn't know to who. Too bad it never worked out with the sum 41 guy...
ReplyDeleteI just saw this. What the hell? Is this some weird Canadian ritual that I don't understand?
ReplyDeleteWe'll have ask the Canadians
DeleteI had no idea this was happening and the only thing I can really think about it is "Damn, Avril Lavigne is hot, why is she going for that scrawny excuse for a man?"
ReplyDeleteI have no idea
DeleteI need to update the setting for the "breaking news" updates on my iphone....Clearly I need to tell it that all celebrity gossip news trumps world news.
ReplyDeleteThis is important stuff here
DeleteI don;t understand this at all. He's at least 12 years older than her right? Why can't she remarry the guy from sum 41, they looked so cute together.
ReplyDeleteThey were cute together :(
DeleteAs a Candian, I am shocked. Scratch that, as a person I'm shocked and to be honest, when I saw it trending on twitter I thought it was a joke, then I Googled it and it was confirmed.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will agree with you, celebrities have this overwhelming need to scream for attention, bitch about privacy and then showcase their love - its kinda like high school, but not really or maybe it is I'm not sure anymore. Sorry for my lame answer.
And as a person who lives North of the border, I should learn how to spell Canadian - yes, fail good day :/
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