How to impress your friends and their neighbors

STEP 1:  Throw on clothing that could pass as pajamas.

STEP 2:  Throw on some fun leggings because it's effing cold out.

STEP 3:  Walk to liquor store to purchase refreshment.  Make sure the old Asian man who's paying for his giant cans of Budweiser with a roll of quarters goes before you because you look less crazy.

STEP 4:  Pose for a photo with something classy, like an easel

STEP 5:  Post unflattering photos of yourself on facebook and tag random objects as people.