STEP 1: Throw on clothing that could pass as pajamas.
STEP 2: Throw on some fun leggings because it's effing cold out.
STEP 3: Walk to liquor store to purchase refreshment. Make sure the old Asian man who's paying for his giant cans of Budweiser with a roll of quarters goes before you because you look less crazy.
STEP 4: Pose for a photo with something classy, like an easel
STEP 5: Post unflattering photos of yourself on facebook and tag random objects as people.
