Don't let me have caffeine

Melissa and I were suppose to meet up at Starbucks Monday night but we took one step inside and decide to have some beers at her house, which then turned into going to the bar down the street. So this would be how I wore a housefit out to the bar the other night.

Melissa had a man's vest and some hipster glasses and I got a little bored waiting for her to change, so that's how these pictures happened. I love these glasses but I don't need glasses and I'm not going to be one of those people who wear fake glasses.

Tuesday I was dead to the world. I was not hung over but I went to bed way too late and had to work. I never drink caffeine since my stomach does not like it but I was so tired I had a cup of coffee. I was out of my freaking mind bouncing off the walls. I felt like this:

JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a treat I must have been. I have the next three days off of work to spend time with my family. I can't even remember the last time I had time off from work for vacation.

I wanted to thank everyone who left a comment on my previous post. I'm doing good. The internets is the best support system.

How to impress your friends and their neighbors

STEP 1:  Throw on clothing that could pass as pajamas.

STEP 2:  Throw on some fun leggings because it's effing cold out.

STEP 3:  Walk to liquor store to purchase refreshment.  Make sure the old Asian man who's paying for his giant cans of Budweiser with a roll of quarters goes before you because you look less crazy.

STEP 4:  Pose for a photo with something classy, like an easel

STEP 5:  Post unflattering photos of yourself on facebook and tag random objects as people.