Tips on how to be the best admin professional eva

Today is Administrative Professionals Day so if you are an admin you better demand lots of gifts. If you're worried that you might not be in the administrative professional spirit let me help you.

First - remember to smile.

It's really not that hard and will make you seem really professional.

Second - If you can't smile because you got too much botox or you just really hate your job then make a smile.

It's so easy and I'm so happy. You can't even tell the difference.

Now I'd like to share a list of people who I would gladly assist. 

Lady Ga Ga - you get to wear whatever you want to work and I feel like she would have a good stash of booze. You'd have to be ok with not wearing pants much because Ga Ga seems to frown on pants.

Bill Gates - Boring but he'd probably pay you a crap ton of money.

Jillian Michaels - I'd be ripped! She might yell too much though.

Devon Sawa - duh,  I mean he's my future husband so I'd have to meet him somehow.

Happy Administrative Professionals Day!!!

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Casper

Dave texted me last night to let me know he was watching Casper.  Well that's kind of awkward because one of my future husbands is in this movie.  That would be Devon Sawa, not Bill Pullman.

The ending of Casper drives me nuts!  This probably seems like a ridiculous statement and that may be but let me explain why.

Casper gives up his chance to be human again to save Bill Pullman.  When I first saw this movie I was all excited because Christina Ricci's dead mother was going to give Casper his life back.  NOT.  Instead she's all "You can be alive again for about an hour so enjoy that.  I'm also imposing a curfew because you're a young ghost and you know young ghosts have to go to bed at a decent time."  I'm paraphrasing here...

Really ghost mom?  I mean that's just ridiculous!  The poor kid only gets to be human again once and you're going to impose a curfew?

A few more questions:

Why do the ghosts in this movie look nothing at all like people?

What happens to Casper when Christina Ricci's character grows up and starts dating boys that are alive? 

Why is Devon Sawa only in this movie for 3 minutes?

This is what keeps me up at night.  I still love this movie by the way and if any dude wants to melt a girls heart just whisper "can I keep you?"   You can thank me later for that advice dudes.

Twitter has made my childhood dreams come true

I was sitting at work yesterday and I started wondering what Devon Sawa was up to.  As a pre-teen Devon was my number one crush.  I had his face pastered on my walls, I watched Casper and Now and Then multiple times per week, I wrote out Virginia Sawa just to see how it looked.  The last movie I remember that Devon was in was Final Destination.  He kind of fell off the face of the planet after that.  So today I decided to see if he was on Twitter, and he is my friends.  I had to tweet at him.  What would I say?  Would he respond?

I can't even handle this!  He tweeted back at me, with a smiley face and he was so sweet about it.  Clearly we are meant to be together.  Nicole suggested that his response is a marriage proposal.  I think you're right Nicole.  Better start practicing Ginny Sawa again.

Twitter is so awesome.  Making my dreams come true.

And just incase you forgot.