Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Like a furry bowling ball.

Okcupid has been serving up some real treats lately.

"Do you have a band-aid?  Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

LOLOLOL.  *takes laptop and throws it out the window.*

I keep waking up at 4:30 a.m. and then I can't fall back asleep.  This has got to stop.  Also, Bosco (aka Fat Baby) needs to drop a few pounds because when he is playing with Mr. Binx it sounds like a bowling ball is being tossed around.  A furry bowling ball who no longer needs my love now that there is another cat around.  Fat B is now sleeping on some sandals.  That's how he rolls (ha ha ROLLS).  Or he secretly wants to wear shoes.  He likes to sit with one paw in a high heel.

Tonight I'm going to a show in Somerville with Nugs.  My cousin Alexis is also joining us.  Should be a par-tay.  There is going to be an all male Lady Ga Ga cover band which should be super fun.  I'm really getting sick of Ga Ga herself.  No one wants to see your meat dress or your piano covered in hair.  I can't even watch her on tv anymore without gagging.  I still like her music though.

I'm eating pop corn and it's not even 10 a.m.  I'm ok with this.

4 comments:

  1. I'm really jealous of you Nugs date. Also, I wasn't stalking your blog. I just happened to click on it like 2 minutes after you posted. *ahem*

    Also, okcupid still gives me the heebie jeebies.

    Also, also, sometime weird sleep cycles like that happen to me. For a while it was waking up every night around 2:30, staying up for like half an hour and then going back to sleep.

    #lame

    Lor

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  2. I'm sick of Gaga too, but I still like her songs. Have fun with Nugz!!!

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  3. Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

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  4. Male Gaga band is me.

    But I like women.

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