I had a dream last night that I was getting married.
I was getting married to a guy that I had only met for a few minutes. I started freaking out because I didn't know his last name. What if he had a horrible last name and I ended up being Virginia Pickle. That would be horrible!
John Travolta was at my wedding. I hope one day I can say that in real life. When asked why John Travolta was there I was all "he's at all of our family functions." Like, duh! John T is totally part of the family.
I was getting ready in a McDonald's. I swear to God if this happens in real life I will call up my good friend John Travolta and cry.
I couldn't remember what my soon to be husband looked like. Once I saw him I was relieved because he was hot. Then I started freaking out because he was really hot. Why is this guy marrying me? Where did John Travolta go? Are we having McDonald's at the wedding reception?
This was a very stressful dream as you can see. I woke up feeling uneasy. Note to self. Do not get married to a guy you don't know even if he's really hot. Also must somehow get John Travolta to attend my future wedding because that would be the shit.
Sounds very Vegas-like. You better be careful the next time you are there Virginia Pickle!
ReplyDeleteOh you poor thing. I don't know what made me more upset, the thought of getting ready at McDonald's or the fact that you didn't know the groom's last name.
ReplyDeleteAt least Johnny T was there to cheer you up.
I think I just gave myself a nick name I don't want ha.
ReplyDeleteI think the last name bothered me more in the dream and McDonald's when I woke up.
Hell yeah, and he would make a great dance party at your reception to help you work the McDonald's calories off :)
ReplyDeleteHow hot was he in the 70s Grease/Saturday Night Fever days?