Fashion Police

Walking home from the bar Friday night I was stopped by a police officer.  I though I was in trouble for something like being drunk in public.

"Hey!  I like your necklace."

"Oh!  Thank you.  I thought I was in trouble."

"No!  I'm not only the police I'm the fashion police."

I would like to point out that this was a male police officer.  I guess I should wear that necklace more often.