So I think I may have given you guys the wrong impression. I am not good at yoga. Not even a little. I have the flexibility of a stick. In fact it just took me three tries to spell flexibility. Wasn't there an a in that word somewhere? My downward dog should be re-named what the fuck is that. I can't even say I "practice yoga" it's more like I attempt to practice and my body and mind are like "practice something else like eating or sleeping". I hear you loud and clear body and mind. Do shut up.
I've been trying to do ten minutes of yoga a day. That's all I can handle for now. I'm afraid to go to class because I feel like I'm whatever level comes before beginner. It's like when I use to take swimming lessons and the first level was rock. Everyone laughed at the rock group. When you think about it that's a pretty horrible name for a swim level. Like you're so bad you're going to sink and die like a rock. I am at the rock level in yoga and it would be great if I could even move up to a pollywog or a guppy. Just for the record I was never a rock in swimming because I was and still am a beast in the water.
If I can get ten minutes in without a cat interrupting our without me being distracted by something I call that a success.
I'm going to start a yoga class called "rock level yoga." This is where you set up your mat and then fall to the ground and don't move, much like a rock. That will be $50.00 please.