Friday, May 11, 2012

Exciting updates, plant sitting and 50 Shades of Grey

Still no shower. I feel like I should get a girl scout badge for roughing it. It's tough dragging my barely awake ass down the street to use Melissa's shower.

Melissa - just so you know, I watered your plant John F. Plantington today. Also, just so you know, I named your plant John F. Plantington. The F stands for Fern but then I realized that's silly because John is not a fern but then I was too tired to think of anything else.


So I watered myself and Mr. Plantington. I'm really hoping my shower is functioning today. My bathroom was painted yesterday which is great and all but I think having a shower matters a bit more than fresh paint.

I'm currently reading 50 Shades of Grey and plan on doing a post about it when I'm done. It's slow going because I don't want to read this book out in public. Not because it's pretty much porn but because the writing is so bad I don't want people judging me. Maybe I should wear a shirt that says "I read Jane Austen too!" then on the back it would say "but I also read Twilight....."

My ex-boyfriend from 7 years ago sent me a message on OKCupid and I think we are meeting up for drinks. Why not? It will be fun to catch up.


18 comments:

  1. You need an e-book reader Ginny so no one can tell what you're reading!

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    1. I do Charlie. It's on my list :)

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  2. Maybe John F. Plantington wishes he was a fern.

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  3. Maybe "F" could stand for Fertilizer. He's be John "The Fertilizer" Plantington, whoring out to the other plants in the neighborhood.
    What a slut.

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  4. oHHH can't wait to hear how that drink meet up goes.

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  5. I also hide certain book selections. Some books just shouldn't be read in public. And I agree with The Management: I want details on this drink meet up.

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  6. My e-reader hides all my smutty books. It's so great! I could be reading TOLSTOY! But I'm not. I'm reading trashy books. And some Noam Chomsky.

    Hope the drinks go well!

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    1. You need some smut. It can't be all Tolstoy all the time.

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  7. is it bad that i secretly miss okcupid. ugh. hope it goes well.

    http://challengedromantic.blogspot.com

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  8. If you make out with your ex boyfriend of 7 years ago, you have to give some kind of blog signal.

    (I miss OkCupid and the crazy shenanigans that it brought into my life. I must live vicariously through you.)

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    1. ha ha. Any suggestions for the signal?

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  9. e-readers are great for hiding secret literary passions.
    Meeting ex's can be cool...I ended up marrying mine

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