Thursday, September 13, 2012

The cost of a kitty

What I've lost due to my cat Bosco.
  1. one spider plant
  2. pineapple from two slices of Hawaiian pizza*
  3. one terracotta pot
  4. drinking glasses (unknown quantity)
  5. one night stand
  6. one loaf of bread
  7. two sandwiches
I still love my destruct-o kitty

* vet: Bosco's blood sugar is a little high
   me: Oh, that's probably because he ate a bunch of pineapple yesterday
   vet: ........ok
 

13 comments:

  1. So far I haven't really lost anything to mine besides money. Oh, and sleep. And my arms. She has done a lot of damage to my arms. All accidental though.

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  2. Hahah poor kitty! Had to go to the vet. So sad. :P

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    1. it cost me a fortune. He didn't have to go to the vet for pineapple eating though, just his regular checkup.

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  3. One pair of iPod headphones.
    One debit card.
    One pair of glasses.
    Thanks, puppy.

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  4. I hate when my cats spoil my one night stands :D

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  5. A night stand like the table by your bed or a one night stand of the sexual variety? Either way ugh.

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    1. of the table variety! I should have clarified ha ha

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  6. Pretty much the only things my dogs haven't competely destroyed is my sanity.

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    1. My sanity is in question due to lack of sleep from cats.

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  7. I was going to comment on the amibiguity of one night stand but someone else beat me to it.

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