- Kate Middleton's boobs (leave the poor girl alone with her boobies!)
- Miley Cyrus' hair cut (don't like it but it's her hair, who cares)
- That stupid Whistle song by Flo Rida (no I will not blow your whistle)
- Anything American Idol related (don't care, that show is done and needs to end)
- Anything about your hubs or hubby (I will listen if you call him your husband or by his actual name and if you can keep the story short and to the point)
a-freaking-men.
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ReplyDeleteIt's times like this I'm thankful I'm not really around people. People suck and annoy me with their trivialities.
ReplyDeleteAHHH I HATE THAT WHISTLE SONG HATE HATE HATE. Too many songs about blow jobs.
ReplyDeleteI agree with all of these things. I would like to add people that say 'wifey' in reference to their girlfriend. (Who they usually have only been dating for a couple of weeks)
ReplyDeleteoh yes, wifey is just as bad and they are both worse when someone is not even married to them!
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ReplyDeleteWhenever someone says hubs or hubby I think of an enormous fat man sitting in an old fashioned washer tub floating in the ocean.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask.
Bottom line: say husband like a mfing adult.
ha ha, thank you for providing my brain with that image.
DeleteIf you hate the Flo Rida song, you will love this video where someone dissects the lyrics hilariously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XryPzUlzM9w
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