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Showing posts with label things are breaking. Show all posts
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

A case of the sads kicked to the curb

I was in quite the mood Sunday and Monday.  Luckily I have kicked the sads to the curb.  After a bit of a cry and a visit from Dave I am feeling much better.  I can't even say why I was sad.  I just was.  I know me though and I usually get over this feeling within a day and I did.

Apparently everything in my apartment has decided to stop working.  My wine bottle opener (tear), my lamp and my DVD player.  Dave and I were going to have a glass of wine and watch a movie.  The bottle opener was like "enjoy your wine with your cork in it!"  You think that stopped us?  Puh-lease.  I have a strainer and a jug.  Let's do this!

Next was the DVD player.  "You want to watch a movie?  Enjoy this freezing and skipping ahead five scenes!"  We  finished the movie so I consider that battle won.  Kiss it DVD player.

The lamp was just having a seizure in the corner while I was trying to take care of the DVD player issues.  I bought you at IKEA lamp!  You are cheap and replaceable!

The good thing with arguing with inanimate objects is they never yell back.