Mom: So when I got home the other day I started to fall asleep on the couch when I started to hear some commercial about bras.
Mom: They started talking about how comfortable these bras are and I just got sucked in so I called them. I think I'm getting some extra ones and I may have entered to win a trip to Aruba but I'm not sure...
Me: So you may or may not have extra bras and a trip to Aruba?
Mom: Well I ordered the bras. They're called the Genie Bra and they're suppose to be the most comfortable bra ever. They said "do you have under wire that pokes you?" and I was like "yes that's me!" I don't normally order stuff from the tv. I don't know what got into me and then the woman on the phone started talking about a trip to Aruba. I just wanted the bras.
Me: I think you just ordered the pajama jeans of bras.
Mom: They're back ordered so they must be popular. I'll give you some when they come in.
Me: I think I'm all set mom.
Seriously. Look at these things! Not hot.