Friday, July 29, 2011

Dumb

That was the first word that came to mind when I read that Kat Von D got a tattoo of Jesse James under her armpit.  Besides the fact that I think the armpit is the perfect place for a tattoo of Jesse James this just screams dumb.  Now they've split up and every time Kat goes to shave she'll have the face of a young Jesse James staring at her.  Creepy.

General rules of getting a tattoo according to me:  Don't get a tattoo while drunk, don't tattoo your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband's face and or name unless they are dead.  Even then I still think that's creepy.  Don't say you "have a surprise" and have that surprise be a tattoo of your fiances 5th grade school picture tattooed under your armpit.

4 comments:

  1. I would also add....don't get tattoos that you constantly have to explain to people. For example, people get very meaningful pull-at-the-heartstrings ones, but then they have to open themselves up to strangers or awkwardly dodge explanation (this is usually the case for a dead relative, my friend had one for her stillborn son and would cover it with makeup)

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  2. How does one get a tattoo of their stillborn child? Couldn't you just do the name in that case. Creepy.

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