Alexander Skarsgard has said that he was born to play Christian Grey in the 50 Shades of Grey movie. I swore to myself that I would not see 50 Shades of Grey unless intoxicated and someone gave me a dollar to rent it from Red Box. If Alexander Skarsgard plays Christian Grey I might have to change my mind. I'd watch him talk sexily to a paper bag. But the problem is I would then start to like Christian Grey because it's Alexander fucking sexy Skarsgard! I would also probably start thinking that having a guy track your cell phone and tell you to eat your food might not be so bad if it was Alexander fucking sexy Skarsgard. Let's hope they cast someone that annoys me (Alex Pettyfer would work) so I won't have to pay money to see 50 Shades of Grey in the theater.
Anyone else really hoping that they keep the tampon scene in the movie? :|
Isn't that other Pettyfer kid way too young to play Grey? Or is that just me?
ReplyDeleteGod there are so many things that annoy me about the book that I may have to write a post about it without having read it, based solely on you and Lor's recaps.
It's a tough life!
Tampon scene? What the hell?
ReplyDeleteTampon scene?? Ok, you've solidly convinced me that I'm not reading the book. But if Alexander Skarsgard is cast in the movie, I'd watch it, tampon scene or no tampon scene.
ReplyDeleteI haven't read any of these books but I know a ton of friends who will run out to see it if Alex is cast!
ReplyDeleteI haven't read Fifty Shades of Gray, and now I don't think I'm going to. I'll just have to console myself by looking at pictures of that fine piece of man, and do my best to not see the movie.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to at least admit that he sure is a sexy argument in favor of a FSoG movie. But I'm thinking that the source material's powers of evil might even be enough to take down Skarsgard. Mostly because the movie has to be a lie. There is no way it can actually be made a movie.
ReplyDeleteThis is a practical joke on the entire Internet.
There is no way this movie can for real happen.
DeleteFor those wondering, the tampon scene is where he removed her tampon himself. I can't even continue, that's all you need to know.
ReplyDeleteI gagged a bit at the tampon bit...he would probably be a good Christian Grey though. Are they actually making the movie? Eep.
ReplyDeleteIt's really not as gross as y'all make it. If you are comfortable with that person then you don't give a crap. My bf has taken mine out before.
ReplyDeleteAlexander Skarsgard has to be Grey.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to watch it otherwise and will laugh in the directors faces for not choosing this sexy beast because the film didn't make as much profit without him.
Alexander Skarsgard is Christian Grey. When I was reading the book I even thought so. No Skarsgard Fifty movie for me.
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