Illuminating

I got pulled over last night because the light bulb on the right side of my license plate was out.  I could have killed someone!  Thank you officer, I will make sure to re-illuminate the right side of my license plate asap.

I am pretty deliriously tired today.  I went to bed at 4 a.m. and had be up at 7:30.  Dave and I went to club Hell last night in Providence, RI.  I danced to Mindless Self Indulgence, Garbage and KoRn.  It was like Junior High all over again (well minus MSI, they weren't around then).  Some older man who was a little on the heavy side pointed a finger at me and winked.  Gross.

Now speaking of the band KoRn, my brother had a KoRn t-shirt back in the day and the school made him go home and change because they considered KoRn a racial slur.  I grew up in a strange place.

I saw some awesome boots at Hell.  I really need a new pair of black knee high boots.  Please make note of this when you buy me my Christmas present.  Size 9.  Big foot McGee over here.

Here's a picture of Dave and I from last night.  My goal in life is to get Dave to actually smile in a picture.  He swears it will never happen.

Someone take these Funyuns away

I am so gross this morning.  I ate Funyuns at 10 a.m.  They're not even real onions!  I'm starving today and I would probably eat anything you put in front of me right now.  As Lor pointed out.  I'm having a "Hollow Day".  I love me a good Hunger Game's reference and Peeta's strong baker's arms.

This week is making me way too tired.  I forgot that this picture was taken last night until I was looking through my iphone photos.

 To Catch a Predator Called.  They want their decoy back.

This is why I don't wear hats often.  They are usually too big for my head and I look like a 13 year old girl.  If I was asked to be a decoy on To Catch a Predator I would totally do it.  It would look awesome on my resume.  Legal Assistant and decoy on To Catch a Predator.

This post is all over the place as is my head right now.  I just thought I'd share this photo and my dreams of being a decoy on To Catch a Predator.