What I found in CVS

The alternate title for this post is "I ate everything in Brookline". I just wanted to eat everything yesterday. Aren't you suppose to be less hungry in the heat? Not me.

I have the rest of this week off of work and what have I been doing with my time? Eating, sleeping and finding ridiculous items in CVS.

"Eat me you shall"

"No Yoda, I will not eat you."

Who decided this was going to be a product? Just six Weezer songs. And let's sell this at CVS.

The classy way to keep cool. Cheap fan with m&m's attached.

I'm seriously considering going back to CVS for a My Little Pony with rainbow hair. I become five years old again and really wanted it. I decided against it since I didn't want to pay $8.00. But I'm now remembering I have CVS extra bucks and I could only pay $3.00 for it.

Today my lazy staycation shall continue. Hopefully I'll meet up with Derek for lunch and then later Magic Mike and magic tavern time? I have to get some laundry and cleaning in there but it's a lot of work being lazy. Where would I find the time?

AC goes in tomorrow. THANK YOU BABY JESUS. I have been hot. The poor kitties have been really hot too.

How to impress your friends and their neighbors

STEP 1:  Throw on clothing that could pass as pajamas.

STEP 2:  Throw on some fun leggings because it's effing cold out.

STEP 3:  Walk to liquor store to purchase refreshment.  Make sure the old Asian man who's paying for his giant cans of Budweiser with a roll of quarters goes before you because you look less crazy.

STEP 4:  Pose for a photo with something classy, like an easel

STEP 5:  Post unflattering photos of yourself on facebook and tag random objects as people.